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Cow Toss

John — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 23:48:02 +0000

In this 99 cent application, you flick a cow. Then the cow flies down the screen. Yep. Created by Digital Thought Software, this application was featured by CNET as one of the top ten stupid application (coming in at #4). The developer’s latest update adds a “super cool splash screen” and hopes that with this slight change, this application can be considered for the #1 stupid app. Well, you have our vote!

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iGouge

John — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:17:57 +0000

iGouge was created for those times when it is not “socially acceptable” to violently poke someone in the eyeball. The question is though, is it EVER socially acceptable to gouge someone…anywhere? This 99 cent application also allows users to soothe the eye they just violently poked by giving it a gentle rub. iGouge also allows you to input the name of the person you’re gouging for that extra personal effect.

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iPoop

John — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:14:36 +0000

This is a good one. It seems like such a legitamate idea, one that is educational and thought provoking, yet why does anyone need an iPhone app dedicated to the quality of poop? Sure, the idea is good – but I think if I was really worried about it I would a) see a doctor or b) I could wait until I got home to just go on a website. At any rate, iPoop is a 99 cent app designed to give you insight into your life based on the frequency, color and shape of your poop. Really.

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Roulette Helper

John — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:50:48 +0000

This application is said to help you make the “tough decisions” associated with Roulette. Something tells me bringing this into your local casino wouldn’t be the best idea – you’ll either look like a total noobie or they’ll kick you out for playing the odds. And to think, you could’ve had another dollar to spend on a chip!

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Mating Call

John — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:42:50 +0000

This application, available in both a baby blue and hot pink variety (for males or females) is designed to call your loved one as quickly as possible. According to the app’s description, tapping Phone and then tapping Favorites is just too many steps to call the one you love. I guess scrolling to the page this app is on, opening it, configuring it, closing it and reopening it to call your loved one is much quicker anyway!

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Lucky Lotto

John — Sun, 31 May 2009 23:37:36 +0000

Lucky Lotto is a simple application that will help the average human select lottery numbers. This .99 cent app is geared towards people who are “having trouble” selecting lottery numbers and don’t want to use the QuickPick service. But wait, if this is picking numbers for you isn’t it just it’s own mobile version of QuickPick? I’d much rather spend the 99 cents on another scratch off or something!

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Crazy Disco

John — Sun, 31 May 2009 05:28:18 +0000

It’s a disco ball. For your phone. No menu, no buttons, no sound, just a disco ball. For your phone. And it’s cool. Or so I’m told. This 99 cent app is supposed to be great for parties and to impress your office mates and friends. Kind of funny because it costs $100 to become an iPhone developer and I’d be surprised if the novelty of this application yielded that much money.

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Full Code

John — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:12:44 +0000

This one makes me laugh. If someone is in cardiac arrest (or a “full code”), I’m not about to take my iPhone out of my pocket, slide to unlock it, scroll through my app pages, click the application, wait for it to load and then push colored buttons so I know when I applied CPR pads or gave a shock.

Drunk Dialer

John — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:01:40 +0000

If you’ve ever drunk dialed an ex-boyfriend or a girl you’ve got your eye on, you’ve probably learned that it’s a bad idea. Yet, we continue to do it; it’s the only time we ever feel confident enough to say what we want to say. And now, there’s an iPhone app specifically designed to test your ability to make that call when you’re tipsy.

iFart Mobile

John — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:56:43 +0000

Our first featured application is none other than the infamous, iFart Mobile. Currently one of the “20 All Time iPhone Applications”, iFart Mobile is touted as the “original digital sound machine and entertainment system which brings endless laughs and entertainment to its users”. Translation: it’s an app that farts at you. Ingenious. Related posts:Cow TossLucky Lotto Related posts: